Random Thought #6: Ways to Keep Your Sanity

A friend of mine sent this to me, thought I would share!

Ways to Keep Your Sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “according to prophecy”.

7. Dont use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Order a diet water everytime you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10. Specify that your drive through order is “To Go”.

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting all around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re just not in the mood.

15. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name “Rock Bottom”.

16. When money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won, I won!”

17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”